It is well known that I am not very fond of elves, because they are noisy, nosey and always annoyingly happy. Trying to have a little snooze, (which is the right of all cats), is nigh on impossible. They giggle at the least little thing and are generally a pain in the tail! I’ve seriously considered getting in touch with,
pest control, Health and Safety as I think they’re having a detrimental affect on my health. It’s a well known fact that cats need at least eighteen hours sleep a day and I doubt if I get sixteen. Disgraceful!