It has long been known, that the Australians enjoy the odd
knees up bevy or two every now and then, (Ha!), so with this in mind, a pub crawl around some of the more sleazy select outback pubs was organised as the annual * Mogbusoz Jolly Day Out* trip this year. The allocated driver @DugalDownunder procured a suitable uniform for the job and looked a right idiot very professional.
The bus was transported to OZ in the Tardis, thanks to @The_Tardis_Toms and arrived at the first waterhole *Drongo’s* where
a load of old drunks large number of anipals were waiting to get on board. The atmosphere was electric as the paralytic excited passengers piled in and immediately cracked open a tinny or two and passed the nip snacks around. Before departure, Mr Pie, the Driving Test Examiner, declared the bus knackered roadworthy and Dugal passed his test with flying colours , thanks to a large bribe. Within minuets of him throwing his L plates away, the bus vanished down the road in a cloud of dust. It was found next day, upside down in a billabong surrounded by empty bear cans and several very fat crocodiles.